DR. EVIL AND MINI'O'ME

MEET IN

THE WHITE HOUSE

To A discussion over heard in the Oval Office by none other than the little telepathic Mutt

February 2, 2012, 8:00 pM ADST, Anchorage, AK, USA

February, 2010 10:01 AM PDT
By "The Mutt" - Mutts against Mitt.

Dr. Evil and Mini'O'me

Dr Evil: Well, you've pulled it off Mini'O'Me. Flip flopping on every important issue like gun control, abortions and gay marriage, everything you needed to infiltrate the Republican Party and get on their ticket. I didn't think you had it in you even if it has taken you several years.

Mini'O'Me: That's right assphole and now I've followed everything you taught me when you conned your way into this job! Buy buy buy and lie lie lie, it just got me Florida. Hah! I lambasted your hot talkin' nemesis lizard, the Newt with lie after lie and misstruths.

Dr Evil: Yea, it's a good thing you mashed that lizard as we know he would be a hands down opponent that would put an end to all our efforts and to all we stand for, evil. If by chance you should win the nomination, it won't matter who wins the general since we do have the same ideology, we will be able to bring forth our Marxist plan to bring this "USA" to it's &^%$'s knees! We think alike Mini'O'Me.

Mini'O'Me: Yea, that's right Doc, a victory for Newt would foil all our evil deeds. I bought Iowa and now I bought Flrida, it was easy as these moronic Republicans bought it hook line and sinker! As you know the diabolical scheme we're hatching could all be thwarted by the Newt. I think I'll change your war cry from buy buy buy and lie lie lie to spend spend spend lie lie lie. Isn't EVIL great?

Dr Evil: Hey, who let that damned dog in here?

Mini'O'Me: Oh, he's mine, but don't worry, he's practically brain dead or he wouldn't be here in the first place.

Dr Evil: Well don't expect me to go anywhere with you with that Mutt in the car.

Mini'O'Me: Don't worry about that, I'll just borrow Newt's trampoline and strap him to the top of the car, heh heh, I bet I'll Trump him on that one.

Dr Evil: Well, getting back to your evil intentions, how many states are you going to buy?

Mini'O'Me: All of them!

Dr Evil:With the Trump card and all that money Bain Capitol is putting to work for you from the profits you made them killing South Carolina's steel industry,you might just pull it off, but, only if you can squash that goofy Lizard before he gets the truth out in the open. What a crazy world we own.
You know Mini'O'Me, I don't think you are evil enough to pull all this off.

Mini'O'Me: And why do you say that?

Dr Evil: Well it's true! It's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough to pull it off all the way.

Mini'O'Me: Oh yea, watch me! I'm already in the process of buying most of the votes in Nevada, hah!

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